b>YES, ROBBIE, THAT'LL WORK: Robbie Williams was "only quipping" when he said his appearance with lapdancers was "because he'd go to any lengths to prove he wasn't gay", of course. And, yes, could he look any more like a rabid heterosexual male in this image:



But for some reason, we feel compelled to run this picture:



More interestingly, Robbie says he's "given up" attempting to break America - wow, he put a lot of effort into that, didn't he? I'm going to use that as my working definition of gumption from now on.