BREASTS NOW EVIL - OFFICIAL: The latest victim of the post-Jackson fallout: UPN have cropped the images of the America's Next Top Model contestants on their website because they were bodypainted, and thus naked, and thus wrong and thus evil.

Meanwhile, the NFL seems to be pulling itself together after it literally burned the retinas from millions with its seedy superbowl show; Pepsi had threatened to pull its sponsorship of the American Football organisation, but has thought better of it.

We can't think of any reason why...



... Pepsi might have decided...



... they could be on shaky ground playing with moral outrage...