WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE WOMAN WHO'LL GET EVERYTHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?: If you're Paul McCartney, besides the usual rings and things, you can phone the Sun and ask them to lay off Heather for a bit. Paul insists he didn't just marry Heather for her looks:

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... and denied the constant claims that Heather and Stella don't get on. He even says that Heather bought Stella's perfume as gifts for all her friends. Hmm. We don't think says that Heather likes Stella, more that she hates her friends.

On the other hand, the whole story is in The Sun, so it's quite likely that it never happened: Like Elle Macpherson's rehab, which never happened and the paper has to print a grovelling apology for this morning. Now, we can't quite recall... what did the Sun say about resignations at the top of an organisation when they make a mistake in their reporting?