RAPPING ABOUT DARTS IS LIKE... WELL, IT'S JUST WRONG, OKAY?: We can hardly contain our joy at the news that this chap is about to embark on a solo career:



Yes, Phil Taylor - or Phil "The Power" Taylor is about to try and make the leap from athlete (well, darts player) to pop star, with a rap about how tricky it is being a darts champion. In a way, we hope he's a success, so the TOTP production crew can back project a giant picture of Kevin Rowland on the big screens when he's on. And why shouldn't he have a hit? He wouldn't be the first overweight, glorified tosser from Stoke to have a Top Ten single, would he?