SPEARS IS THE ANTICHRIST, WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BRITNEY T-SHIRT ON BEFORE YOU CAN GO SHOPPING: It must be true, Morrissey says so:

"Idol' is an easy target, as (the contestants) are really just very simple children who are manipulated by truly awful grown-up people," he told the New York Post. "But I certainly think Britney Spears is the devil. The way she projects herself and the fact that she is so obviously vacuous. I think it's such a shame that she became so influential to very small children."

So, Morrissey and Avril Lavigne agree on something. Strange days, strange bedfellows, and so on...