Saturday, May 15, 2004

WE INTERRUPT OUR EUROVISION COVERAGE: ... to report that Gwyneth and Chris Martin have had their kid. They've called the poor little fucker Apple. Let's hope he's not rotten to the core. Or anything.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous16/5/04 11:53 am

    Girl. It's a girl.

    We put it down to Eurovision excitement.

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