LET'S HOPE IT DOESN'T RAIN ON THEIR WEDDING DAY: Alanis Morissette has gotten herself engaged to be married. She started dating actor Ryan Reynolds by email, and, after finding out that he wasn't really a fourteen year old girl and revealing that she wasn't really a cop lurking in chatrooms to catch kiddiefiddlers, they decided to give it a go.



Apparently he was "the star of National Lampoon's Van Wilder." Reynolds actually went and asked Morissette's permission before asking for their daughter's hand. We're imagining their response was along the lines of "if you can stop her popping up all over the place pretending to be naked, we don't mind if you marry her. Hell, we wouldn't mind if you eat her."