BYE BYE BABY?: Having seen "how well Mel B has done for herself" in New York (i.e. because nobody knows who she is there, she doesn't get laughed at in the street), Emma Bunton is supposedly mulling a move to the US.

Hmmm... somehow we can picture Emma taking on the role of 'Greatest British Exile in NY', a gap that's needed filling since the death of this chap:



Quentin Crisp, of course, was not a real blonde.

But we're not sure that Emma going down the Letterman treadmill route is going to do her any favours, to be honest.



If she learned how to do gardening she could be the next Kim Wilde...