VOICE OF AN ANGEL, TEETH OF AN ALSATIAN: Ah, that poor Charlotte Church - one minute she's trilling away for the Pope and Bill Clinton, the next she's having a drunken brawl in the middle of Cardiff. According to the Sun, which might mean it's not entirely true.



Eyewitnesses reckon she went nuts when the police arrived to break up a big fight in the middle of the capital; as police tried to drag her boyfriend's brother out of the melee, Charlotte screamed "fucking get off him" and weighed in herself. Although, as any journalist student knows, choirister bites cop is news; choirester bites cop's jacket... well, maybe less so.