POOR AS A CHURCH MOUSE: Presumably in a bid to cut off the flow of begging letters - not that it'll stop us selling them - Charlotte Church has issued a strict corrective to reports that she's worth sixteen million. Apparently, she's not, she's worth just five million.



Might make you think twice, eh?

In other Charlotte news, she's decided she's not going to make a raunchy pop video to launch her post-classical career because she doesn't want to upset her nan. Her nan, if she still believes Chazza to be a good girl doesn't read any newspapers but does watch MTV Hits, then.