FLOGGING PHONES NEVER DID WYCLEF JEAN ANY HARM: This week's edition of the Orangey Telephone Programme features Amanda Holden, the not-as-good-one out of the Les Dennis - Amanda Holden marriage thingy that was in all the papers.



This week, Lauren isn't even acknowledging that she's there, and while Holden appears to be holding a "gun", Laverne seems to be praying. Probably for a BBC Three series.

And the interview? Holden titters that she "wouldn't say no to Kylie". Which is great. If we had any influence, we'd send Kylie, a massive strap on and a small jar of vaseline round to Amanda's house to see if she's telling the truth or merely trying to bi-up her profile a little.