OH, JESSIE: We're starting to feel a little bit sorry for Jessica Simpson: she and Nick Lachey did a special edition of the Newlyweds for MTV, and it got good ratings - so she assumes this means the public don't believe the rumours that the Simpson wedding is more or less over:

"It reassured us that people still like us as a couple, and they don't believe all the covers and rumors," Jessica said. "It really made us feel good about our relationship again."

Uh-huh. It's not people wanted to watch the start of the last few days, then, Jessica?

Oh, and by the way:



You're so no Barbara Bach.