CREEPIER AND CREEPIER: Apparently, to mark the 25th anniversary, the Brits is going to come over all like The Simspons. That's the dysfunctional family from Brookside, not the yellow ones from Springfield. Because we can't think of a single Prince song that Daniel and Natasha Bedingfield could duet on that won't sound slightly icky coming from a brother and sister. We're not religious, but we're lighting candles in the hope it won't be Get Off.