WOULD YOU BUY A JACKET FROM SOMEONE WHO COLOURS IN HIS OWN NECK?: As his journey from trailblazer to bandwagon-chaser continues its spiral downwards, Boy George is launching a 'fashion range' called B Rude... do you get it? It sounds like "be rude" - clever, eh?

George said B-Rude is his "emotional rage" and "vicious optimism" in the form of fashion.

"I design clothes for those who like their reputation to arrive in the room ahead of them," he said.

Actually, George, you seem to be designing for people who like their reputation to be languishing in Viv Westwood's 1975 diary:

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