LAS VEGAS BOUND: We're a little surprised that Britney is very keen to perform in Las Vegas: if we remember correctly, she's already done a big, attention-grabbing turn in that place. But it turns out this time she's talking about playing music. In a reversal of her previous claim that parenthood would mean the total cessation of musical activities, she's now decided to just scale back instead:

"I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her.

"When I have kids, I'm so there. That's what I'm doing."

It's quite sweet she thinks people go to Vegas just to see Celine Dion, rather than just stumbling in blind drunk after losing their kid's college funds on the craps table. But we're not saying there's no role for Britney in Vegas - we'd have a flutter on a table using this set of cards:



We presume she'd sat down and done some calculations as to how their finances would be affected if they went from relying on two paycheques to working with what Kevin can bring in (and that assumes that Mr Greengold at Frisco Burger still needs the extra help after spring break).

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