A QUICK LOOK AT THIS MORNING'S FRONT PAGES

The only smart one of the Osbournes - the one who didn't take part in the turning of their life into a freakshow - has been hit the trail of misery that's following the family:



The only piece of soothing news here is that Aimee's illness has forced Sharon to cancel an appearance in the Vagina Monologues.

Meanwhile, Posh seems to have forgotten that she's nowadays famous merely for generating the next generation of David Beckhams:

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