BLACKMAIL IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD. ALTHOUGH SO IS EXTORTION

Good grief, there's hopeful and there's hopeful - according to the Mirror, Steven Johnson has demanded three million quid from Charlotte Church, or he'll publish his book about the sex they had together.

Curious... to think it would be worth that kind of money to keep out the public eye, there'd have to be some pretty haircurling things in there - unlikely she'd have let someone as homely looking as him get too wild with the experimentation.



Unless he's making stuff up, of course, but then the large cash payout would be flowing in the opposite direction. We just wonder if he really can't be arsed to write the book and saw this as a quick way out.

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