THE SUN GETS A CHANCE TO RUN A STORY ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS' BREASTS

You'll have been wondering - would Britney decide breast is best, or would she go with the bottle? (Doubtless, both Kevin and Nestle have been holding their fingers crossed for the latter, for their own reasons). Well, it turns out, she's decided to go with mummy milk.

Now that she's had the kid, many of the outre stories circulating have been battered down. Birth under water? Nope, she went a c-section which can't really be done under a pool. Calling the kid London? No, although Preston has made the final cut as a middle name - Sean Preston Spears. We don't know why. And did the baby come out as a kitten with two heads presaging the coming of the rapture? What of the anti-christ? Only one man knows...



... and he's not saying. We'll keep you informed.

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