MICHAEL JACKSON INVITED BACK TO COURT

What are the odds, eh? Michael Jackson's been called for jury service at the same court where he was tried for the whole jesus juice/kid touching business.

But the bird has flown:



"He is permanently living outside of the United States," Thomas Mesereau, who defended Jackson against the child molestation charges, said Wednesday.

He is? Great news for the US and its young people. Slightly less great news for the rest of us.

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