STAGGERING CLAIMS

To be honest, we have trouble believing that Michael Jackson's bollocks are his own, never mind the kids, and his ex-wife (we were going to put wife in some sort of ironic quotation marks, but we don't have anything on the keyboard quite ironic enough) is now saying that Prince Michael Junior and Paris aren't actually his kids at all:

Debbie Rowe told the Irish newspaper, The Sunday World: "Michael knows the truth - that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr and Paris. He has to come clean.

"I have no information whatsoever about the identity of the semen donor for either child as such (semen) was obtained anonymously from a semen bank under an agreement of confidentiality."

We're now doubting that he really hatched these chicks from eggs himself, too:

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