(If you have it to hand, you might want to play the theme from Neighbours here.)
Paul McCartney and Fatboy Slim live near each other in Brighton, and in a sweet moment of neighbourly advice,
Macca helped Norman out with fatherly advice when he and Zoe went through their awkward bit a few years back.
And how did Norman say "thank you"? He tried to kill McCartney's dog.
Well, not quite:
“The worst problem with having Paul as a neighbour is that we put our old food out on the beach for the foxes and he has a vegetarian dog.
“I had a birthday barbecue last year and threw all the old meat out — and his dog went and finished the lot. I felt really bad.”
Hmmm. It actually sounds like the dog isn't as vegetarian as Paul thinks; we bet it chooses the duck in Chinese restaurants and justifies it as "it's less a bird, much closer to fish."
Anyway, the dog's system wasn't used to the meat, and it threw the lot up. He did make a full recovery.
Norman, just between ourselves... you need to get a huge anvil, and suspend it from a cliff, and some bait...
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