For reasons we can't quite figure out, Westlife spodform Kian Egan has been running round assuring everyone he's not interested in having sex with Madonna. Which is hardly news - first of all, it's not like he's going to be in that position, so it's a bit like finding out his answer to "would you rather have a giant cock and no thumbs, or bionic vision and no cock"; secondly, Man Doesn't Fancy Woman isn't a headline anyway. Unless it's on a Robbie Williams story.
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