Okay, George Michael, maybe it's time to think about not driving if you're not capable of walking. Police are trying to trace him after his 4X4 smashed into parked cars near his house.
That's how caned Michael must have been - he appears to have believed he was a farmer or something and needed an all-terrain vehicle in the middle of Kensington.
A police spokesman says:
“At 8.10am, police were informed of a Range Rover being in collision with a number of cars in Hornsey Lane, Highgate. The vehicle was later found parked unattended. The driver has yet to be spoken to.”
Crashing into several cars? It does prove there's absolutely nothing Andrew Ridgeley could do that George wasn't able to do better, on a bigger scale, himself.
It cannot be confirmed that George uses confused.com for his car insurance.
Maybe he didn't manage to stop the vehicle before passing out this time?
ReplyDeletewow, I live on Hornsey Lane. Shame I was away for the weekend. I'll keep an eye out for him.
ReplyDeletejona... probably should park your car somewhere else
ReplyDeleteade... maybe the problem was he didn't pass out long enough?