ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT TOUCHING THE FAGS

In a bid to get fit before this playing at football thing (another bunch of celebrities pootling about filling up ITV airtime), Robbie Williams has stopped smoking:

Corrie star Bradley Walsh, who is on Rob’s team, revealed: “We are calling him ‘No Cigs Robbie’."

That's exactly the sort of clever nickname you'd get if you were a real footballer, isn't it?

Only thing is, wasn't he supposed to be giving up smoking three years ago?

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