I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY

If we were Britney Spear's dog (and we mean Lucky, you hush those cruel words about Kevin Federline) we'd be hoping we go first.

She's got plans for him:

"You know how the Pharaohs used to get buried with things they loved? I want to do that with Lucky. She should be laid to rest with me."

It's nice that Britney has now decided that she's more-or-less on a par with the Pharaohs and is probably already negotiating to buy a pyramid in Las Vegas; but why do the pair have to be buried? We're surely not alone in thinking Britney - yes, and Lucky - should be stuffed and mounted in a glittering diorama for future generations to enjoy.
We're getting ready, just in case

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