Sunday, September 24, 2006

Doherty: Straight, out?

You could run a golf-buggy from here to Teignmouth powered on the rumours that Pete and Kate are about to tie the knot, so we'll approach the Sunday Mirror's story - that Doherty is off drugs and about to marry Moss - with caution until we see the ring and eat some of the cake.

The Mirror reckons Pete will be out of the Priory in forty-eight hours (although how that squares with his bail terms isn't clear) and married to Kate before you know it. Perhaps in Caribbean.

Well, the Happy Mondays seemed to enjoy Jamaica that time they went, after all.

14 comments:

  1. I concur with claire.

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  2. I bet I know who you are, Raffles.

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  3. Do you?

    *takes off stupid, jauntily angled hat and skinny public school boy tie*

    I am intrigued.

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  4. Your name is a bit of a giveaway dont you think ;)

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  5. I doubt you know who I be.

    More information is neccessary. Out me!

    simon h_b, I need your help!

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  6. Raffles... you're not a large hotel, are you?

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  7. Kind of.

    I've had a lot of guests stay in me.

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  8. So we've heard.

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  9. Raffles...

    surely you don't charge a rack rate for that?

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  10. I don't charge. It's quid pro quo, so to speak.

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  11. so you've lowered your rates then?

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  12. I never thought of charging...


    *lowers pantaloons upon presentation of crumpled five pound note*

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  13. Ah, it's too bad I'm a girl

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