There's something slightly cruel in the way the press seize on all of Michael Jackson's crazy schemes and report them as if they're serious proposals, costed and supported by a full business plan and customer projections.
His latest idea, it seems, is to open a leprechaun-based theme park in Ireland. Apparently, "businessmen" are already queueing up to fund the 500 Million Euro costs of the park - costs arrived at, we'd imagine, by finding out how much it costs to build a full-size theme park and dividing by however many times smaller than a man a leprechaun is.
Still, it'd be nice to see a theme-park where the signs say "You must be smaller than this to ride..."
Jackson's Katrina benefit is now a year overdue; his 9/11 benefit single, What More Can I Give, is five years late.
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