Amy Winehouse? She's great. Brilliant. God, she's wonderful.
You'd better think so, or else she'll hit you:
“This girl came up to me and said I was brilliant.
“Two seconds later, she turned around to my boyfriend, pointed at me and said, ‘She fucked up’.
“So I punched her right in the face — which she wasn’t expecting, because girls don’t do that.”
“My bloke Alex took me outside to calm me down and I kneed him in the balls then punched him in his face too.”
Yes... you wouldn't expect to see a drunk girl fighting outside a pub late at night. Unless, of course, you've ever been outside a pub late at night.
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