Actually, while the report says Lily Allen "gave the passengers on Eurostar a little strip show on her way to Paris", we suspect it's more likely she changed her dress in the toilets rather than actually in the carriage.
It'd be terrible if you'd not travelled by ferry to avoid feeling queasy and then had to try and stomach Keith Allen's daughter waggling her breasts in your face over your complimentary Independent and bacon roll.
to be honest, I wouldn't mind so much.
ReplyDeleteto be honest i would love to see that
ReplyDeleteto be honest I would absolutely smash Lily Allen, so i would be delighted to have her breasts in my face and/or my complimentary bacon sandwich.
ReplyDeletethat would be like a dream come true i wonder wat its like to see all three niples
ReplyDeleteto be honest if that happend... and i got a complementry bacon butty n a independent!
ReplyDeletebest day eva!