Monday, October 09, 2006

Timberlake quits. Eventually.

Because he's tired of people throwing bottles of piss at him, and trying to get his clothes off him, Justin Timberlake has decided to stop making music. At some point in the next ten years.

The message, then, is clear: If you want to hit him with a bottle of wee, or rip his pants off him, you better hurry up.

When he stops being a musician, Timberlake is going to consider becoming a warlock, or maybe a ptarmigan, pending advice from his careers teacher.