“I said to the copper, ‘You telling me you never had a piss in the street?’ He said that the people of Camden wouldn’t appreciate me urinating on their streets. I said, ‘I know that. That’s why I live in Fulham.’ He said, ‘I’m taking you in.’ ”
“I said to the copper he should have a day off. He said, ‘You just had a haircut? I can see the hair on your face.
“I’m like, ‘Hey man, you’d make a great detective, no flies on you.’ ”
“I said to the copper he should have a day off. He said, ‘You just had a haircut? I can see the hair on your face.
“I’m like, ‘Hey man, you’d make a great detective, no flies on you.’ ”
Goodness, young man, what a great wit you are. If only the Drones Club was a going concern; you'd fit right in.
On the plus side, it's the first time anyone has been remotely interested in anything that Kelly Jones has released!
ReplyDeleteB'dum, and indeed, tish. I'm here all week. Try the veal.