Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Britney: Hole tooth, nothing but the tooth

With her recent travails, it's exciting to speculate on why Britney Spears was rushed to hospital at the weekend. OD? ECT? Lizard scales showing through skin?

Or maybe not rushed. Indeed:
[One onlooker said] "There were rumours flying around that she just had a dental appointment at the hospital but no one can be sure. It could be more serious than that."

She was in the hospital for a shade over one hour. Yes, nobody can be sure she wasn't having her teeth checked, but if it was that serious, wouldn't she have spent a while longer being observed?

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous27/3/07 11:13 am

    "Onlooker"..."there are rumours"..."could be".

    How close are we to reading "Guy from down the pub said that his mate says..."???

    *Not blaming Simon, just the poverty of the original article.

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  2. Simon Hayes Budgen27/3/07 12:37 pm

    Totally agree with you Franco. It's a perfect example of a story which just collapses in on itself - especially once she emerged from the hospital within the hour. I was in longer when my Dad shut my fingers in the car door, and that was in the 1970s.

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  3. Anonymous27/3/07 1:26 pm

    Isn't 'severe toothache' a well-known ploy used by drug addicts to get access to strong painkillers??

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