CSI-tina Aguilera

In much the same way that the airtime demands of The Bill means anyone with an equity card has to pitch up as a wrong 'un or a mark in Sun Hill, in the States, the ever-expanding CSI franchise continutes to pull in anyone with a pulse to guest.

Christina Aguilera now takes buggins' turn:

Pop superstar CHRISTINA AGUILERA is to appear in hit US TV show CSI: NEW YORK, and plans have already been made for a darker theme for the episode.

A darker theme? For CSI? Because it's usually a chuckle-along-a-garrotting delight, isn't it?