Great news for straight men

After all her troubles of the recent couple of years (like marrying a man and discovering she only wanted him for his money, or whatever), Heather Mills is off men. Says The Sun, anyway:

But Heather — dubbed Lady Mucca over her porn past — told a friend: “I’m off men and won’t get involved with anyone for a very long time.”

We love that "dubbed Lady Mucca", as if it wasn't an invention of the paper, and one adopted by nobody besides The Sun.