Posh bosh and no clickers

The Mail's got a point when it suggests that the original push of Beckham fever in the US seems to have come to a dead stop - presumably the "and what do you actually do?" question caused problems. Oddly, once Victoria isn't stood next to Tom Cruise, nobody in America seems to even be able to see her.

Having said that, the paper is just trying it on with this:

If imitation is the best form of flattery, Victoria Beckham should be feeling very flattered indeed. Within weeks of her appearing in a fitted silk bomber jacket, Primark has produced its own leather-look version. And it is flying off the shelves.

Now, we know very little about fashion, but - aside from both being black and having arms and zips - in what way is the Primark leather jacket a "copy" of Beckham's? Beckhams looks less like a leather jacket, and more like some sort of velour leisure suit. It's probably just lucky that it wasn't brown.