They tried to make me pay for rehab, I said no, no, no

Courtney Love, being Courtney Love, can't even get clean without making a mess - she's accused of not settling the bills from her 2005 rehab stay:

The action, filed at Orange County Superior Court, alleges Ms Love paid $10,000 (£5,177) up front to the Beau Monde before entering the facility but failed to pay the remaining fees.

"Although demanded multiple times by plaintiff, orally and in writing, none of the balance stated has been paid," it says.

Now, we don't want to be cruel, but the only other person we can think of whose famous for not paying their health farm bills is Bubbles DeVere - surely that's not company Courtney wants to be keeping, is it? Now we think of it, DeVere has a pretty open attitude to public nudity, though...