Victim support: Kate Nash signs

The world, of course, splits into two camps of hugely unequal proportions when it comes to Kate Nash; we're on the love side, and, yes, we know that's quite a lonely place to be.

However, it seems Fiction are on this side, too, as Drowned In Sound are reporting that the anti-Allen has signed a deal with Universal sub-label Fiction Records. She's expected to spend the advance on cake and thrift shop dresses.