Auden Carlsen tells The Sun that he agreed to go to George's flat after being contacted through Gaydar - but he insists that he only went, at midnight, to "pose for photos" and not "as an escort". As if "as an escort" wasn't already a euphemism - as in "I'm not behaving like an escort on a first date."
Carlsen's testimony is a little florid:
“It’s ironic that his biggest hit was Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? — because I’m sure he did want to hurt me.
“I was convinced I was going to die.”
“I was convinced I was going to die.”
So, you're convinced you have just escaped being murdered and yet you're making little puns up for the paper about it?
Carlsen said: “George said he was popping out for milk at 5am. I heard him come back and I walked into his bedroom wearing just my white underpants and a T-shirt. I was jumped on by George and another man.
“George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”
He said George got rid of the blond man then produced a box of whips and sex toys — telling him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”
“George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”
He said George got rid of the blond man then produced a box of whips and sex toys — telling him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”
Apparently, Carlsen only survived this death-by-dildo by "pulling a hook from the wall" and running to a nearby newsagent to raise the alarm.
The Sun reports that George "was taken to a police station" - curiously, no suggestion he was arrested and, even more curiously, no quote from a police spokesperson to stack up the story.
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