It's called - no, really - If I Was Your Vampire.
Brian thinks its a new goth epic:
"the new 'Bela Lugosi's Dead', it's [an] all-time gothic anthem."
The over-statement of his own abilities would be amusing if it wasn't for people actually nodding and saying "oh, yes... it's the new Belle And Sebastian's Dad. Yes."
I'm a little disappointed that it's not a cover of the Prince song, but with the word 'girlfriend' replaced by 'vampire'. That would have great. But it's not.
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