Andre walks amongst us again

Phew... for a moment, it was touch and go there, but it seems we won't have to write a straight-faced obituary for Peter Andre. He's fit and working again, although since "working" consists of being in photos with Jordan, that's not saying much.

The couple's spokesperson has issued a statement:

"Peter Andre has been discharged from East Surrey Hospital this morning.

"He now needs to be left alone with his family to recover."

They say that like it's the media who seek out the Andre-Prices, rather than the Andre-Prices who dance in front of any camera available. They're such camera hogs, we hear that Andre insisted on having an endoscopy while he was in hospital as "it would always be handy to have the extra footage for the DVD."