Not totally grasping the point of sixty-page band riders as being as much about yanking promoter's chains as being a bid to get stuff,
Thomas Whittaker, "showbiz reporter" from The Sun has extrapolated rather a lot from Motorhead's demand for Kinder eggs:
HEAVY metal legend LEMMY is really a softie — who collects toys from KINDER EGGS.
Let's see you say that to his face, Mr. Whittaker.
Lemmy has big girly strops if you beat him at pool, by all accounts. Won't talk to anyone for hours afterwards.
ReplyDeleteNothing teaches children a valuable lesson in dealing with disappointment like opening a Kinder Egg and finding a jigsaw inside.
ReplyDelete"Wahey! Look at my wicked man-pedalling-an-ice-cream-stall-whilst-handing-out-lollies-and-lifting-his-hat!"
"Yay! Look at my... er... Picture of a Crazy Croco. Hmm."
I didn't think you'd be able to get Moth-Boy Kilminster away from the fruit machines long enough to play a game of pool
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