George heads north

Attracted, we'd imagine, by the idea of less busy roads upon which he can fall asleep, and excited by the idea that in Scotland, there are miles and miles of Heath, George Michael is thinking of moving north.

George, it seems, has always loved Scotland. You know how it's always been "Caledonian this" and "tartan that" with him.

Okay, perhaps not, but he's trying to make up for lost time:

"I've always loved playing there from the Wham! days.

"The Scots have a real spirit and identity the English are afraid of."

Yes. That's why, erm, there's that Hadrians Wall, isn't it?