Allen washed back to Britain on a sea of booze

The not-surprising confession from Lily Allen is that she got too pissed to continue with her US tour:

"When you walk into your dressing room every night and there are 40 beers, it's difficult not to drink them all, you know?"

Well, if the other option would be going on stage and plodding through the song about the woman with Tesco bags for the umpteenth time, probably not, no.