Maybe Chantelle was coming out in sympathy with her lookalike and rejecting her old life.
Or maybe Preston was unable to provide her with her kids so that she could have months of coverage in OK!, a live birth on Channel 4 presented by Davina McCall ("Preston Jnr, you have been evicted from your mother's womb. Please leave the womb now."), a baby shower sponsored by whoever supplies her hair dye and then a few months morew of wedded bliss before she tells all to Hello!.
No! I'm shocked! Next you'll be telling us it was all a publicity stunt and Preston's got back with the girlfriend he 'dumped' after last year's CBB.
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Maybe Chantelle was coming out in sympathy with her lookalike and rejecting her old life.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Preston was unable to provide her with her kids so that she could have months of coverage in OK!, a live birth on Channel 4 presented by Davina McCall ("Preston Jnr, you have been evicted from your mother's womb. Please leave the womb now."), a baby shower sponsored by whoever supplies her hair dye and then a few months morew of wedded bliss before she tells all to Hello!.