Brown in fear of Bin Laden

Despite Bin Laden probably being dead, and if he isn't, being hooked up to cranky old dialysis machine in some sort of cave somewhere, Bobby Brown is in fear of Osama, god help us, because of the claim that OBL loves Whintey Houston:

Come on, if anyone is threatened by al-Qaeda they’d take it seriously. I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, then he can if he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of a higher power.”

Brown seems to have missed that if Bin Laden really wanted to get close to Whitney, he'd have an open run at her, what with Houston filing for divorce. And that if Osama did fancy a romp with Whitney, the existence of Bobby Brown might prove to be less of a stumbling block than his part in the nasty deaths of thousands of people.