"I've been wandering around in dirty pants for five days. I'm going to have to go to M&S to buy some new ones. I'm not happy."
We're alarmed that it's not until she's tried backwards, forwards and inside-out that she finally breaks and decides to invest a couple of pounds in a second pair of knickers. And doesn't she have access to a sink in her hotel room?
I was going to make a crude joke about 'Parallel Lines' here, but decided against it.
ReplyDeletefresh knickers from the USA?
ReplyDeleteunion city bloomers?
rip them to shreds after 5 days on?
i'll stop now.