Oh, really?

Let's be charitable, and assume that the main story in Bizarre this morning - that Lindsay Lohan has got a £25,000 bet that she can fuck David Beckham before anyone else, like some skanky Phileas Fogg, was told to Victoria Newton by somebody reall, really plausible and that the paper-thing tale seemed a lot more likely before it was written down and published in one of Rupert Murdoch's newspapers.