Tuesday, July 03, 2007

That Justin Timberlake is so sophisticated

The impression that, rather than the mature, rounded individual he tries to portray, Justin Timberlake is still something of a snickering schoolkid grows with the news that not only has he written a song about wanking over mucky DVDs. With 50 Cent. Not that he's adult enough to admit that, as he's given the track a secret name, Ayo Technology:
A source said: “The track is an analogy for watching porn. The word ‘technology’ was put in as a way to replace what they really wanted to say — “pornography”.

“It’s all about being fed up with having to make do watching dirty movies and how desperate they are for stunning girls to be in front of them them doing what they do in the movies.”

Of course, in a year Justin will be claiming all sales of porn are down to him.

3 comments:

  1. Mikey3/7/07 10:04 am

    Blimey! first 'Sweatyback' or whatever it was called and now this!

    He's all about the sex isn't he, young Justin.

    Or perhaps he's overcompensating a trifle? Like those other Mickey Mouse club alumini who are desperate for you to see them as international fuck-beasts but are probably mimsy little cuddlers in reality

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  2. Anonymous3/7/07 10:19 am

    Didn't Justin host the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards a few weeks ago? Did anyone see if he succeeded in getting the committee to include 'Best International Bukkake Scene' this year?

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  3. Anonymous3/7/07 2:51 pm

    More Justin lewdness as he shows on SNL the perfect Xmas gift for a man's partner:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

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