"Kate Moss comes round to use our loo and, not knowing who is occupying the bathroom, Fred's friend bangs on the door. Then he almost dies of shock when Kate comes out."
Perhaps the internet kept rejecting any posts she tried to make, come to think of it.
perhaps it never arrived because she was 'hanging out' with The Enemy too much?
ReplyDeletePeaches Geldof called a “slag” and a “c***” after annoying band at Glastonbury
http://fametastic.co.uk/tag/Peaches+Geldof
I had always believed that thickies used the present tense to describe historical action as a subconscious acknowledgement of the ineluctable truth that they have no future.
ReplyDeleteBut Peaches, who will inevitably one day be the Queen of this great nation of ours, seems to have affected the same grammatical tic.
Irony? Or is the Child of Saint Bob (say it softly) a fucking moron?
Mikey's right - All that anecdote's missing is a few uses of the phrase 'so she turns round and says', finish with 'at the end of the day' and it'd fit perfectly on any episode of Jeremy Kyle.
ReplyDeleteIs it really surprising that Kate Moss was in a toilet?
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