Kylie has marginally different hairstyle

So excited is Victoria Newton that Kylie Minogue has got a 'new' hairstyle it's the second story on this morning's Bizarre. Which is a bit weak, even for a Bank Holiday Monday.

She doesn't seem to connect with it being a throwback to Locomotion-era Kylie, but does manage to achieve a new low in punning:

We can’t see what make of car our curly girlie got out of.

But our guess is she travelled in a Roller!